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My big asparagus fern has spider mites and my oldest cat has ear mites GODDAMNIT FUCK MITES.

  1. circuitbird said: and the dust mites responsible for my allergies >:O
  2. iconoclasticallyqueer said: Plants tend to get spider mites when they’re too dry. You can get rid of them by actually washing the plant (as far as is feasible) under cool running water daily for a couple weeks and keeping the soil moist.
  3. lyssybloobearrs said: go lady bug hunting and put them on the fern at night when it’s cold so the lady bugs stay and eat up the mites. idk what to do about your cat tho…
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