E CONCHIS OMNIA

Pope Excrucius VonHammersgenitalien The Last, Bishop of Antarctica, Vicar of the Xenomorphs, Successor of the Princess of Extreme Genital Torture, Supreme Pontiff of All Forces in the Universe, Primate of Enceladus, Archbishop and Metropolitan of Lake Vostok, Sovereign of the Planet Saturn, Servant of NO ONE.

Body modifications that I know I want (possible TW for dysphoria or maybe just TMI):

- Orchiectomy. If I did this, I would want HRT to replace the function of my testes. Some of you probably already know that I’ve been wishy washy about “female” HRT and as a result have decided to not take that course of action. I actually like (most of) my body and the way it functions (minus the anxiety and depression, obv.) But I’ve been thinking about this for quite awhile and I REALLY want to get rid of my goddamn balls. Does anyone want them? Maybe I could display them in a jar or wear them as earrings.

- Nipple removal. Not because I think they are ugly or because they cause me any distress, but I really like the way that it looks.

- This one is absurdly minor, but really important to me: GETTING MY EARS PIERCED. When I think about all of the piercings I’ve had (snakebites, septum, surface piercing on chest, two frenum piercings and a future PA) I wonder why the hell I haven’t already pierced my damn ears. Plus I’m tired of seeing amazingly beautiful earrings and wishing I could wear them. I WILL wear them goddamnit!

  1. cutterdude reblogged this from sixtyforty
  2. prawnmael said: Not bothered about the balls but I’ll take the spare nipples?
  3. watchoutsally said: i’ve been dreaming of an orchi lately too; like it would making tucking SO much easier and my balls are weird and sensitive and annoying to me anyway
  4. mattachinereview said: wait, I know what I want to do, I want to go to some trashy joint like Claire’s and get our ears pierced together—is this idea acceptable??
  5. a-deathly-shadow said: ok u give me yr balls and when i prepare my bits they remove you can have a slice. (im thinking of making them into some kind of curry sauce) PLASTIC SURGERY FTW
  6. prudeboy said: maybe if you get yr ears pierced you could wear yr balls as earrings!
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