E CONCHIS OMNIA

Pope Excrucius VonHammersgenitalien The Last, Bishop of Antarctica, Vicar of the Xenomorphs, Successor of the Princess of Extreme Genital Torture, Supreme Pontiff of All Forces in the Universe, Primate of Enceladus, Archbishop and Metropolitan of Lake Vostok, Sovereign of the Planet Saturn, Servant of NO ONE.

Things I don’t understand:

lovesfightsbakes:

  • gendered single-stall bathrooms

You MUST keep the boy pee off of the girl pee or the earth will collapse in on itself. It’s like crossing the streams in ghostbusters, except with piss. Also, non-binary people don’t pee.

(via tendertranstrender)

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    I KNOW RIGHT.
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    I… Nonbinary queers don’t pee?Well. That takes out some of my favorite BDSM fantasies.
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