E CONCHIS OMNIA

Pope Excrucius VonHammersgenitalien The Last, Bishop of Antarctica, Vicar of the Xenomorphs, Successor of the Princess of Extreme Genital Torture, Supreme Pontiff of All Forces in the Universe, Primate of Enceladus, Archbishop and Metropolitan of Lake Vostok, Sovereign of the Planet Saturn, Servant of NO ONE.

I’ve recently been made aware that my favorite thing to say is “transgender hell (insert anything here.)” It started because I was trying to google “transgender hell” (because I was REALLY BORED OK and I wanted to see what kind of lol shit religious people have to say about trans people which obviously makes me a totally fucked up masochist I guess or whatever) and google seriously suggested “transgender hell pizza.” Since then, I have used “transgender hell bat” in reference to fictional creatures that I imagine attacking cis people, “transgender hell dungeon” in reference to my house, and I just used “transgender hell agenda” at my Martian brother Sascha because he is obviously trying to brainwash the entire world and turn all the children into transgender hell bats. This is a fun game. I apologize if you just read this whole post or anything I have ever blogged really.

  1. cloudnoise said: I demand an immediate refund and also a paid week’s stay at the transgender hell resort now please
  2. skullvomit said: This is awesome. Transgender Hell Pizza sounds like a good band / song name.
  3. prudeboy said: i’m feeling this.
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