E CONCHIS OMNIA

Pope Excrucius VonHammersgenitalien The Last, Bishop of Antarctica, Vicar of the Xenomorphs, Successor of the Princess of Extreme Genital Torture, Supreme Pontiff of All Forces in the Universe, Primate of Enceladus, Archbishop and Metropolitan of Lake Vostok, Sovereign of the Planet Saturn, Servant of NO ONE.

terribleflower:

job title: Dishwasher

job pay: Dishwasher

job description: Dishwasher, prep cook, janitor, barista, cashier, some line cooking, outlet for passive-aggressive creepy emotional abuse

Change a few words here and there and add “lol running an entire jamba juice BY YOURSELF ALL THE TIME LOL” and this is an accurate description of my old job as a “baker” at whole foods.

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