job title: Dishwasher
job pay: Dishwasher
job description: Dishwasher, prep cook, janitor, barista, cashier, some line cooking, outlet for passive-aggressive creepy emotional abuse
Change a few words here and there and add “lol running an entire jamba juice BY YOURSELF ALL THE TIME LOL” and this is an accurate description of my old job as a “baker” at whole foods.
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