E CONCHIS OMNIA

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EXCUSE ME, HUMAN CREATURES WHO CURRENTLY INHABIT MY HOUSE:

STOP PUTTING MY BAKING SODA IN THE FREEZER. IF THE FREEZER SMELLS LIKE SHIT, YOU NEED TO CLEAN IT. STOP RUINING MY PRECIOUS BAKING MATERIALS BY LETTING THEM DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THE FREEZER, OTHERWISE I WILL BAKE A BUNCH OF UNLEAVENED BAKED GOODS AND HURL THEM AT YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU CRY. ALSO, I CAN’T TAKE BAKING SODA FOR HEARTBURN IF YOU RUIN IT BY LEAVING IT OPEN IN THE GODDAMN FREEZER! STOP IT!!!!!!

  1. cloudnoise said: OMG YES GURL - I just cleaned my entire kitchen and was like “BAKING SODA IS VERY IMPORTANT TO HAVE” also paper towels
  2. sixtyforty posted this