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Pope Excrucius VonHammersgenitalien The Last, Bishop of Antarctica, Vicar of the Xenomorphs, Successor of the Princess of Extreme Genital Torture, Supreme Pontiff of All Forces in the Universe, Primate of Enceladus, Archbishop and Metropolitan of Lake Vostok, Sovereign of the Planet Saturn, Servant of NO ONE.

How to deal with people who wear unflattering outfits

saschaeatsteeth:

eatyourpaisley:

gtfothinspo:

infinitetransit:

  1. Realise all aesthetic choices are subjective.
  2. Realise that they might think they look sexy as fuck.
  3. Remove yourself from the vicinity until you’ve learned to get over your fatphobia/transphobia/misogyny/racism or combination of those.

4. Look back at them with refreshed eyes and realize how sexy they look.

fuck flattering


Unlearning toxic shit & striving to exist perpetually in a state of #4 is like feeling the sun on my skin & life will never be the same

I have to listen to women at work complain all day about how other women are too fat for their clothes and how much it pisses them off and grosses them out and I’m like why are you telling me this I am fat why do you think I want to hear you make fun of fat people why can’t I call upon a mighty hell bat to swoop into this office, take out a few eyeballs and limbs, and then majestically carry me off into the horizon while I scream “fuck you you evil pieces of shit!” at the top of my lungs like really why can’t I figure out how to make that a thing.

(via saschaeatsteeth-deactivated2012)

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    5. Realize that not everyone puts on clothes to feel sexy.
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