E CONCHIS OMNIA

I try to be polite when people ask nicely about tattoos/piercings but sometimes I want to pass out cards that read:

snuffboxisdead:

1. None of them hurt at all, except for the ear holes which hurt all the time which is why I am in a bad mood. The pain never ends
2. None of the tattoos have any meaning whatsoever. 
3. All of the places I got my “sick tats” have burned down and all of the people who have “inked” me are dead. 
4. I won 9.4 million dollars on various Japanese reality shows, so I don’t have to worry about getting hired
5. The doctors say I am going to die in 6 months, so I don’t ever have to worry about regretting them
6. Sure you can touch them if I can put my entire fist inside your mouth first. No really, it’s a secret tattooed person thing, it’s cool, just open up. 

(Source: pussytooth)

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