October 2011
circuitbird asked: Vicodin must result in net caloric losses if you ask me. Opiates made me lose ten pounds when I broke my leg because I completely lost the desire to fulfill my metabolic needs. Like, I would acknowledge that I was hungry but just not care enough about seeking food out. Vicodin is the anti-carb.
Whatever, I'm getting vicodin.
is vicodin a carb?
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September 2011
Actually, if the definition of "true god" includes...
calloutqueen asked: I keep hearing this really midwest girl voice whenever I read the word "masculine" and I can't figure out why but it's perfect and I love it
Voltaire said "If God did not exist, it would be...
toosawn-trigger:
sixtyforty:
I say “If God did exist, it would be necessary to kill him.”
If God exists, a true God, none of us would have the power to kill him..
Please define a “true god” and then tell me what makes your definition any more probable, believable or desirable than anyone else’s definition.
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“Mother Teresa was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. She...”
– Christopher Hitchens, Heilbringer: (via cocknbull)
Anonymous asked: "Me: If a male transitions to female and is attracted to females, that makes her a lesbian." ... unless she doesn't ID as a lesbian. Which she very well might not.
Voltaire said "If God did not exist, it would be...
I say “If God did exist, it would be necessary to kill him.”
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“If there really was one true god it should be the singular composite of every...”
– AronRa (via doubtingmarcus)
When gay men accuse people of having low self...
calloutqueen:
It’s also interesting how much gay men conflate masculine embodiments and sexual orientations toward males and gender identities
like I know all these things are wrapped up in complex ways, but they are also not synonymous
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I need to get another kitten and name it Mirwais...
Anonymous asked: LOLOLOL, you're pretty good at being racist and nothing else.
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"Yes, racism against people of colour is...
Omg you’re right, we should all really pay a lot more attention to the plight of the white man.
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Can anyone vouch for the effectiveness of either...
Eating ginger root sounds like bullshit folk medicine but I’ll try (almost) anything that won’t kill me.
"6) Do something fun. Forget about the nausea....
UM NO.
This blog is highly critical of everyone and...
Anonymous asked: If you dislike wealthy white people so much than why do you support wealthy white musicians like Madonna? Who also fully embraces cultural appropriation might I add.
Mom: Was 9/11 caused by religion?
Me: Yes.
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My mom just called me:
Mom: If a man has a sex change and stays married to his wife, does that make him a lesbian?
Me: If a male transitions to female and is attracted to females, that makes her a lesbian.
Mom: Ok.
My favorite statements are the really divisive...
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Fuck anyone who talks shit about Yoko Ono for any...
God, I’ve heard two women referred to as “Yoko Ono” on two different TV shows this week and I’ve long been convinced that this is a joke that only stupid people laugh at. Yoko Ono jokes are racist and sexist and they’re used as a way to call a woman a bitch without actually using the word. It’s so sickening that so many people have reduced such a powerful and...
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It's annoying that even in Christopher Nolan's...
It's incredible how you can put yourself into a...
calloutqueen:
I had a really wonderful dinner with some friends that involved lots of butter and delicious vegetables and the best boston cream pie I have ever eaten and purple cocktails to match my purple ensemble (I’m wearing a light purple tee under the royal purple sweater with my ultraviolet hair) and lots of rosé
we talked about really amazing things including but not limited to the...
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The mushroom risotto I just made can save us from...
yoko ono (feat. a choir of ancestral spirits)
topclassbitchfromthefuture:
my nail polish chipped
we’re now in hell
this is what fire feels like engulfing your whole body
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To reference an old joke
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
Blackie’s Law: In the event that the white party demands education from a non-white party, they shall be required to pay an appropriate fee as is customary in private tutoring. If unable or unwilling, they will forfeit the argument and not return until they figure out the usage of google.
AND I'M SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T STAND IT...
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Why should I be nice to stupid people?
