The Silmarillion:
A million times better than the Bible.
April 2010
March 2010
“Science was my most favorite subject…especially the Old Testament.”
—Kenneth the Page
"Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire"
Perfect way to end the night.
YOU LIVE IN DENTON?
Only on the weekends.
Superjail is better than porn, unless porn means "Colby Keller dancing naked in my living room."
ARE YOU ON TUMBLR WHILE DRIVING?
ARE YOU BARELY GETTING BACK FROM DENTON?
JUST KEEP DRIVING UNTIL YOU HIT EXIT 233
I AM BYPASSING GRAND PRAIRIE, COMING STRAIGHT TO AUSTIN AND WHEN I GET THERE I AM GOING TO RAPE YOUR MOUTH.
i don't have any to give you, or i would.
do you hate me?
No, just be naked at my house when I get there in about 45 minutes.
U R BUTIFUL.
srsly.
NO, YOU.
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I will trade you jars of my pickles for your dick pics.
A holy trinity:
604 - LIGHT & MAGIC - WITCHING HOUR
I'm Hungry
The Sugarcubes
THE SUGARCUBES - I’M HUNGRY
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UGH I GET DRUNK AND TELL PEOPLE ON TUMBLR IN THEIR ASK BOX THAT I LOVE THEM. THEN I WAKE UP AND FORGET THAT I DID IT, SO I DO IT AGAIN WHILE SOBER AND THEN THEY PROBABLY THINK I AM A CRAZY STALKER. I PROMISE I AM NOT A CRAZY STALKER TUMBLR PEOPLE, I AM JUST REALLY DRUNK SOMETIMES.
I just made pickles and jalapeno jelly. I hope the lids sealed. Now it's time to get drunk.
double expose my dick. <3
I’m going to expose your dick so many times that the film catches on fire.
LUV YER DOUBLE-EXPOSURES, BB
LET’S MAKE SUM MORE. YOUR DICK SUPERIMPOSED ON TOP OF MY DICK.
I just got popped in between the eyes with a rubber band at work. I need a drink.
“Most educated people are aware that we are the outcome of nearly 4 billion years of Darwinian selection. But many tend to think that humans are still somehow the culmination of that. Our sun, however, is less than halfway through its lifespan. It will not be humans who watch that sun’s demise 6 billion years from now. Any creatures that then do exist will be as different from us as we are from bacteria or amoeba.”
—Sir Martin Rees
“What always alarms me about Christians and Muslims is they say “We have a personal God who really loves us and since I believe in him I’m going to be saved. In fact, I’m not even going to die.” And you’d think that would make them happy. But it doesn’t! They can’t be happy until you believe it too, by force. Well, fuck that.”
—Christopher Hitchens
HEY TIM TEBOW, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I live in a city made up entirely of devout followers of The Cult of Tim Tebow. I should probably start taking up a collection to get the hell out.
I SAY STAY AND FIGHT.
New poll finds that “almost one in four Republicans suspect that Barack Obama is the Antichrist”
Rest of the world replies: “NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.”
