Am I a terrible person if I laughed when I read that?
ST. PETER HAS A TUMBLR?????????????
I HATE POGS BECAUSE THE TROOPS USE THEM AS CURRENCY AND THEY ALWAYS GET SENT TO ME IN THE MAIL AND I HAVE TO SHRED THEM AND IF YOU’VE EVER HAD TO SHRED A POG YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MY LIFE SUCKS.
If I have no idea what you are saying to me, can we still have sex?
Does that make me a bad person?
I mean they said a stupid thing, and I let them know why it was stupid. Think of it almost as a courtesy…now they know if they say it again to someone else and that person also calls them stupid, they won’t be nearly as shocked.
Ask your doctor if hypochondria is right for you. Side effects may include tearing your hair out for absolutely no reason.
What are you RSVPing to? What shows are you going to see? I’m so clueless this year.
I DON’T WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN / I WANT TO DIE
I like to imagine that my subconscious was saying to me a few months ago “In february, when your bank account is $230.00 in the red, it’s four days away from payday and your pantry is practically empty, you will be so thankful that you bought and forgot about these dried lentils.”
WISHING I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE CRY-BONER IT IS GIVING ME.