"...the magazine Continuum, which consistently denied the existence of HIV/AIDS, shut down when its editors all died of AIDS-related causes."
Am I a terrible person if I laughed when I read that?
March 2010
There is a tumblr called sweatyweiner that has the same icon as you.
ST. PETER HAS A TUMBLR?????????????
I threw up last night and it made me feel like a 17 year old pussy who had one too many Smirnoff Ices.
February 2010
Play
HOW IN THE WORLD AM I TO BE EXPECTED TO STAY?!?!?!?
Are those… spiders!?
Daddy long legs! Not a true spider, but an arachnid.
DO I WANT TO BE JOANNA NEWSOM SO I CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANDY SAMBERG OR DO I WANT TO BE ANDY SAMBERG SO I CAN HAVE SEX WITH JOANNA NEWSOM?
MOSTLY BOTH.
Being a britophile is easy because I don't have to learn a whole new language.
REPOG IF YOU ♥ POGS.
(via christmasonthemoon)
I HATE POGS BECAUSE THE TROOPS USE THEM AS CURRENCY AND THEY ALWAYS GET SENT TO ME IN THE MAIL AND I HAVE TO SHRED THEM AND IF YOU’VE EVER HAD TO SHRED A POG YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MY LIFE SUCKS.
FOR NEVER-EVER?
If I have no idea what you are saying to me, can we still have sex?
I am listening to Ys...
Does that make me a bad person?
If somebody makes a stupid, sweeping, negative racial generalization and I reply with "that is a stupid thing to say" why then does that person get angry with me?
I mean they said a stupid thing, and I let them know why it was stupid. Think of it almost as a courtesy…now they know if they say it again to someone else and that person also calls them stupid, they won’t be nearly as shocked.
When you develop a sore throat do you immediately assume that it's gonorrhea?
Ask your doctor if hypochondria is right for you. Side effects may include tearing your hair out for absolutely no reason.
I predict that with my dying breath I shall exclaim "Why yes, I do have a single regret...that I was not Stephen Fry."
Is anyone on tumblr going to SXSW this year?
What are you RSVPing to? What shows are you going to see? I’m so clueless this year.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO GO HEAVEN / NO ONE WANTS TO DIE
(via vooduude)
I DON’T WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN / I WANT TO DIE
I'm going to kill myself if season 2 of Superjail doesn't come out before I kill myself.
Lies I tell myself when I'm poor:
I like to imagine that my subconscious was saying to me a few months ago “In february, when your bank account is $230.00 in the red, it’s four days away from payday and your pantry is practically empty, you will be so thankful that you bought and forgot about these dried lentils.”
I will look at vomit-inducing photos of the unfortunate side effect of your sexual indiscretions, and I will even attend your mind-numbingly narcissistic, expensive and boring wedding ceremony on the condition that you extend marriage rights to fags and never utter the phrase "I'm not a feminist or anything..." ever again.
FINALLY GETTING TO LISTEN TO "HAVE ONE ON ME"
WISHING I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE CRY-BONER IT IS GIVING ME.
