February 2010
My internet kept cutting out and I kept missing...
(via mattheww)
“No homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo.”
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WAIT. IS THIS AVATAR? OR A GREENPEACE AD? OR AN MJ...
(via mattheww)
Killer whales and hummingbirds in 3D. Obviously it was a tribute to Lisa Frank.
reblog if you'd rather watch parrino perform...
dissonance |ˈdisənəns|
noun
letting some shitty band perform “america the beautiful” before your musical tribute to haiti.
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"I wanna thank God..."
No wonder there was such a catastrophic earthquake in Haiti…God was way too fucking busy making sure your shitty music won a Grammy. Presumably God hates all the people that lost to you. They must have just been praying incorrectly.
nu country is so shitty.
(via teenwitch)
jesus i was just complaining about how shitty contemporary country is…it’s such middle-of-the-road watered down christian friendly soccer mom bullshit.
@parrino
yr turn
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January 2010
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DOWNLOAD EVERY TILDA SWINTON MOVIE EVER MADE
NEVER LEAVE YOUR HOUSE
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DO I LISTEN TO FIONA APPLE OR WATCH THERE WILL BE...
parrino:
sixtyforty:
BECAUSE I CAN’T DECIDE IF I WANT TO BE DEPRESSED BECAUSE I HATE MEN OR IF I WANT TO BE DEPRESSED BECAUSE MY GAY SON WENT DEAF AND I HATE GOD
I LOVE MY DEAF GAY SON.
YOU STUPID FUCK. YOU GODDAMN BITCH. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.
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DO I LISTEN TO FIONA APPLE OR WATCH THERE WILL BE...
BECAUSE I CAN’T DECIDE IF I WANT TO BE DEPRESSED BECAUSE I HATE MEN OR IF I WANT TO BE DEPRESSED BECAUSE MY GAY SON WENT DEAF AND I HATE GOD
REAL LIFE GETS IN THE WAY OF TUMBLR
MAKE IT STOP
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
parrino:
sixtyforty:
I remember getting really drunk and I told parrino I was going to send him dick pics but then I just texted him about HOW I MISS THE BAYOU BECAUSE THERE WAS NOWHERE I COULD GO TO GET A BONER AND THEN I WAS DRUNK SOME MORE AND THEN?????????????????? UGHHHHHHHH.
He told me he was my long-lost daughter.
I just want you…to be my mom.
IF YOU ARE WEARING CLOTHES
nakedrussians:
sixtyforty:
STOP IT
GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR
FUCK YOU GET OFF OF THAT UGLY COUCH
IF YOU ARE WEARING CLOTHES
STOP IT
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
I remember getting really drunk and I told parrino I was going to send him dick pics but then I just texted him about HOW I MISS THE BAYOU BECAUSE THERE WAS NOWHERE I COULD GO TO GET A BONER AND THEN I WAS DRUNK SOME MORE AND THEN?????????????????? UGHHHHHHHH.
yeshairy asked: i added you on facebook, but i think you rejected me.
wallygolightly asked: sext with me?
ASK ME TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. OR TELL ME.
I AM ABOUT TO BE DRUNK IN DENTON, WHO IS GOING TO...
ughparrino asked: How did your tooth get knocked out? Are you ever gonna get a permanent one put in?
vincentvincent-deactivated20100 asked: I also have a partial denture. We're in this together motherfucker.
THINGS TO DO IN 2010:
whiteytighties:
sixtyforty
Fixed.
Is there anyone out there with a partial denture...
marypoppincherries:
(via sixtyforty)
Bottom? Upper?
Upper, baby.
Is there anyone out there with a partial denture...