February 2012
Mom: I think it's so funny that Einstein failed math.
Me: He didn't fail math.
Mom: That's what I've always been told.
Me: It's a myth. It's not true.
Mom: PROVE IT.
human-activities asked: START A XENOMORPH ZINE
viceprincipalpanch asked: if you don't mind me asking, how do you feel about "faux queens"-- women who have drag queen personas? i'm a femme queer ciswoman, and the exaggeration of traditional "femininity" that comes with being a drag queen has always fascinated me, and i've always sort of wanted to try it. your recent post about drag made me think about it again.
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I'm just a xenomorph, doomed to roam this...
I don’t think I’d call what I do drag. Although I do have a drag character - Helen Bach - that lives within me and is infrequently woken from their slumber to prowl the earth for the ruin of souls. She’s a creature really, not a human, but we have a lot in common. If anything, the way I dress on the weekdays for work (usually jeans, a t shirt and sneakers) is drag, and what I...
WE SHALL REMUNERATE WITH METALLIC TENDER-DISKS
I wonder if I can commission MXM to design my...
I want one of their tattoos so badly.
The vendor in my building this week is an older lady who makes and sells classy ass jewelry. I went to smoke with her and I showed her a picture of the body chain I made. She said she loved it. “Chains are SO hard to work with.” she said. I was like, gurl I know right?
thugzmansion:
dear femmes how do you drink beer without ruining your lipstick thanks, thugzmansion
I don’t know about lipstick but lipstainer with frequent reapplications of clear gloss while drinking is def the way to go if you can find stainer in a color you like. I’ve woken up hungover as fuck after a crazy night with my lipstainer still on perfectly.
Anonymous asked: Do you consider it wrong for gay people to get along with straights?
vincentwilde asked: It's true. I think it might a conscious attempt at drawing in hetero viewers. Because homosexuals aren't allowed to have a show just for them. There has to be small injections of heterosexuality just to keep it balanced. Ugh. But yes, honestly, sports stars? They would know less than nothing about the art of drag. Unless it's a drunken dare to put on a dress to humour other straight...
SIXTYFORTY AND I DON'T "HANG OUT"
atencion:
WE DESTROY EVERYTHING AND THEN CRAWL AROUND HUNG OVER LOOKING FOR KITTIES
Destroy everything you touch….except for cats.
It makes me really uncomfortable when straight...
Like, what the hell are you doing here?
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I refuse to be nuanced and civil and polite and...
I wonder if it's possible to make a pentagram body...
i'm judging you less on the fact that your ideas...
feral-femme asked: you are one of my favorite people on tumblr ever, ever, ever
I wish it hadn't taken me almost 25 years of...
“I don’t know yet” is a very valuable answer in science. It’s...”
– Brian Dunning, inFact: The Bloop
I’m like really super bummed to be at work today for some reason and not in a normal way. It worries me because lately I’ve been in such a general abnormally good/creative/motivated mood that’s bordering on manic. I hope I’m not crashing/about to crash into a depressive state.
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BORING
I don’t understand why straight Christians are so pissed off about Ellen Degeneres being the spokesperson for JC Penney. She’s probably the most painfully heteronormative, inoffensive, straight-friendly gay person I can think of. She’s even white and in a legally recognized monogamous relationship. What more could you religious, right wing fucks ask for? You’re all...
mmouthbreather:
Kill all rapists. Kill all rape apologists.
I'd happily serve a lifetime sentence if it meant...
“Super Bowl XLVI was one for the ages. Eli Manning and the New York Football...”
– Oh my god straight men are so hopelessly boring and disgusting.
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“I’D RATHER NOT EXPLAIN
TO ME IT’S JUST USUAL”
– MADONNA, HEARTBEAT 2008
“Human beings took our animal need for palatable food … and turned it into...”
– Greta Christina (Sex and the Off-Label Use of Our Bodies) (via sexisnottheenemy) (via his-majesty-davisj) (via risethenconquer) (via safelovedandgood) (via erinkyan) (via prawnmael)
I’m not trying to rank oppressions when I say I’m more concerned about rights for sex workers than I am about gay marriage. My point is that many sex workers are trans women and the “gay marriage” agenda completely disregards the needs of trans people while still wanting to include them under the LGBTQ umbrella and call themselves trans allies and pretend as if anything...
Anonymous asked: Ain't no fun.