January 2012
Jan 27th
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seawavebeat asked: If I go to Austin, will you be my fairy godmother for a week and show me "the way"?
Jan 27th
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theveneer asked: YOUR PICTURES PUT ANY PICTURE I'VE EVER TAKEN TO SHAME
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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"It's ok to be queer...AS LONG AS YOU HAD...
Jan 27th
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Anonymous asked: Hey! From the picture you posted, it seems you have a REALLY good skin, it looks very healthy. I was wondering, do you use any particular product or treatment?
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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“Many religions now come before us with ingratiating smirks and outspread hands,...”
– Christopher Hitchens (via relinquishfaith)
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Sorry, I won't have cisgender people telling me to...
Jan 26th
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stop smiling: Where are the hipsters getting all... →
bloomingtogether: No, really. My second graders want to know and I don’t have an answer for them. The idea of stereotypes came up today in a way that needed some correcting and eye-opening. I talked to my students about sterotypes of natives. How some people dress up like American Indians…
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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I've been thinking about legally changing my name...
1) I really like it. 2) Some people already think it’s my actual name. 3) There are two Michael Lewises at work and people are always calling/emailing the wrong one. 4) I hate my real name (Michael Wyatt Lewis) because it’s so common, so redneck, and my gross middle name was taken from my racist grandpa, ew. I don’t identify with it at all and it makes me uncomfortable. 5)...
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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WatchWatch
IV THERAPY
Jan 25th
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My throat feels like sandpaper that is on fire. It...
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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I try to be polite when people ask nicely about...
snuffboxisdead: None of them hurt at all, except for the ear holes which hurt all the time which is why I am in a bad mood. The pain never ends None of the tattoos have any meaning whatsoever.  All of the places I got my “sick tats” have burned down and all of the people who have “inked” me are dead.  I won 9.4 million dollars on various Japanese reality shows, so I don’t have to worry about...
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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NO, I AM NOT "IN BETWEEN MALE AND FEMALE." I...
Jan 25th
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How am I not Morticia Addams?
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Like I don't think Lana Del Rey is that bad, I...
Jan 24th
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"I'm not talking about people with a few extra...
I think if you’re the special kind of jackass who thinks being fat is something that is inherently funny, then you have to explain to us exactly how many pounds someone has to weigh before you can consider their weight an axiomatic joke. I weigh 207 pounds right now. Do I weigh enough for it to be funny to you? Why or why not? Can you actually break that down for me? If not, how much more...
Jan 24th
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I’ve had this annoying lingering sickness since before New Year’s Eve. I got a shot and a round of antibiotics but it never completely went away. I’ve been able to manage it for the most part, but I’ve been missing quite a lot of work and taking too much LWOP because I’ve used up all my leave. But all day yesterday was just terrible. The worst. Last night, I felt like...
Jan 24th
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“The combination of hell’s invisibility and the extremity of its horror makes it...”
– Greta Christina, Invisible Punishment (via qwertybard)
Jan 24th
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“The thing l wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy is eternal life.”
– Quentin Crisp
Jan 24th
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“Every morning, you should say to yourselves - preferably aloud - “other...”
– Quentin Crisp
Jan 23rd
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Anxiety: A Uniquely Human Experience →
jtotheizzoe: From “The Brain and the Roots of Fear ”: While anxiety is defined by uncertainty, human anxiety is greatly amplified by our ability to imagine the future, and our place in it, even a future that is physically impossible.  With imagination we can ruminate over that yet to be experienced, possibly impossible scenario. We use this creative capacity to great advantage when we envision...
Jan 23rd
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ninestraycats asked: Hi! Speaking as a linguist, there is absolutely no wrong way to speak. Everything from "that's not a word!" to "that's grammatically incorrect" damn near infuriates me. I won't bore you with details out of the blue, but know that those who study language are on your side. :) And don't forget to mention this to people: using the 3rd-person plural as a...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Last night when I was doing my makeup I kept getting so frustrated with the sloppy job I was doing that halfway through I would take it all off and start over. I did this four times and I was still unsatisfied with the end result. Do you ever just have one of those days where you feel like you simply cannot make yourself look the way you want to look no matter how hard you try? Ugh.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Geeks
tylercoates: occupythedisco: I think the reason I find geek culture so obnoxious at times to engage in is because the people are for the most part the same privileged dips that inhabit mainstream culture, but with the added detriment of a victim complex. They’re still largely white and center their race, they’re still largely straight and center their sexuality, they’re still largely cis men...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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How religion poisons everything:
Try going out to eat anywhere in America on Sunday afternoon.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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liquidzoot asked: I love your makeup; you've even made me rethink my position on glitter.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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